I have noticed that you donated $30 to NaNo, and offered to buy me things - I cannot be bought; I have never been able to be bought. I will ignore the donation. In my eyes, you have not donated, and you never will donate. I am sure NaNoWriMo will be grateful for the donation, however, even if I am not.
I'm very aware of my online presence - I have a Facebook page, a Twitter account, a Tumblr blog, a website, a YouTube channel, and I have ebooks available to download - but all of that is for my readers, my friends, and myself. You do not fall into any of the above categories, and never will.
I have a blog for my readers, for myself, and for anyone who wishes to know what writing is like behind the scenes. My blog is not for you, and it never will be for you.
Apparently, several years of me saying "Do not contact me" have proved to be unsuccessful. Here it is, one last time.
I am 23 years old, I am fully capable of making my own decisions and entering contracts. Here is my decision in black and white pixels. Consider this a written contract.
Do not open or attempt to engage any methods of communication with me, in ways known or as yet unknown, including but not limited to blog comments, Facebook messages, or anything through any sort of postal system. Do not engage any methods of communication with anyone I have known in the past, know currently, or may know in the future, in ways known or as yet unknown.
Signed: the author of this post.
I would like to apologise to the blog readers for having to tolerate this post. Sometimes things need to be said in a safe, public environment and this is it.
Ellana